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Joke of the Day
"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."
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"I take offense to this subreddit... ...and use it to keep the animals out."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing."
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"
"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."