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Joke of the Day

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

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"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
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"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."
"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."