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"What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job? One brightly shines..."
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"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework."
"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""
"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."
"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"