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Joke of the Day

"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."

"Did you hear about the time when King Arthur slept with another woman? It was a one knight stand."

"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."

"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."

"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."

"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"

"My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face."

"Red sky at night; shepherds delight, red sky in morning; shepherds warning Minced lamb, potato, onion and carrot; shepherd's pie."

"I was eating a piece of Gouda... And I was trying to describe it. I didn't want to say it was good because that would've been to cheesy."