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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears."
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"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."
"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"
"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
"I lost a few pounds today,... but when I lifted up my shirt I found them again."
"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."
"Love so rare, you can still hear it moo."
"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."