158513
Joke of the Day
"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"
Next Joke
"A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills"
"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty"
"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"
"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"
"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"
"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"
"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"