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Joke of the Day

"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"

"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."

"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."

"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."

"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."