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Joke of the Day

"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"

"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"

"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."

"Some people wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't run for President... It's only because he's Austrian. And we all know what happened last time an Austrian came to power..."