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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."

"What is the difference between a woman and a forklift? There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand."

"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."

"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."

"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."

"The basics of male masturbation Are easy to grasp."

"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."

"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"