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Joke of the Day
"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"
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"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."
"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"
"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"
"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."
"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."
"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"
"What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence."
"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."