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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
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"How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room? They've already told you."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."
"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"
"What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)"
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??"