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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
Next Joke
"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"
"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."
"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"
"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"
"The Jerk Store Called, they're running out of you! -George Costanza haha, sorry this just came to mind and I had to share.."
"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."
"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."