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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."
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"What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!"
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings."
"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"
"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"
"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"
"One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad."
"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"