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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Ottoman empire collapse? Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over."

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"

"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."

"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""

"Have you seen Kindergaten cop? It was such a good movie, they could easily make one or tumor."

"Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity"

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!"

"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""

"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."