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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"
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"England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey."
"Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face."
"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."
"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."
"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."
"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."