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Joke of the Day
"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."
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"Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."
"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"
"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."
"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."
"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"
"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground... *BA* *DUM* *TSSHHHH*"