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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."
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"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."
"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"
"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
"You know what the budding prostitute told me? ""You break it you buy it""."
"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"
"Me: We don't have any more Girl Scout cookies and now I'm sad. Wife: I get sad, too. Like when I think about being married to a 40yo baby"
"*spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong"
"Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters? Because they're great at projecting."
"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""