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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006."
"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."
"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."
"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot..."