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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
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"My wife's online shopping downstairs so I'm upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart."
"Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza."
"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"
"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."
"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"
"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"curiousity killed the cat but it also got my penis stuck in the vacuum"