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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"
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"Voted class president. Assassinated."
"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."
"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."
"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."
"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."