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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""

"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."

"Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor? Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again."

"So, a priest goes weeks without eating, walks barefoot, and has bad breath. [x-post from /r/punny] He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"

"If you've never seen Bear Grylls before... Urine for a treat"

"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"

"what if God. Israel?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."