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Joke of the Day

"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"

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"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"
"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"
"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."
"Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report"
"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."
"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"
"Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant? He cums in another box"