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Joke of the Day
"Dear Gingers, It could be worse. Sincerely, Albinos"
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"What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok"
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
"Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger. He still has it."
"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."
"Why is the top speed of sex 68? At 69 you blow a rod."
"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"