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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"

"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"

"What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough."

"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."

"Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box."

"They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess."

"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""

"You know what gets me down? Elevators."