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Joke of the Day
"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."
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"I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them."
"A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood."
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."
"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"
"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"