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Joke of the Day
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
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"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."
"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"
"I've waited all year to post this this"
"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV... Finally a positive in his life."