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Joke of the Day
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one."
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"[walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no"
"Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person."
"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""
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"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names"