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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"
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"How do you annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""
"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"
"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"
"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"
"The snack that smiles back! Children!"
"Me: Ur driving me crazy Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk"