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Joke of the Day

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid... I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!"

"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."

"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."