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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time."

"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."

"A feminist one asked me ""What's your view on Lesbians""? I said ""1080p"""

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"