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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time."

"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags*"

"the best feeling in the world is when someone u hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"

"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."

"What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."

"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."

"Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me."

"How much does a plumber make in an hour? It depends on how much crack he can produce."