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Joke of the Day

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."

"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"

"If a hobbit were to bake a hairstyle, what would he make it out of? Frodo"

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"Attributed to Mr Rogers... ...supposedly told by him to a FOAF on his first day on the job as a cameraman on Mr Rogers Neighborhood. Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? No, fuck WHOM."

"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"

"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."

"What did the tuba say to the clarinet? Nothing, instruments don't talk."

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""