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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"
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"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."
"Ladies, don't date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad."
"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."
"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."
"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."
"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"My browser history indicates true mental instability"