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Joke of the Day
"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"
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"The thing I love about baseball is that it has all the excitement of football, packed into 162 4 hour games."
"My girlfriend and I were practicing safe sex... i told her sex with a condom on doesn't usually feel as good. she pulled it off"
"I'm such an alcoholic.... That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its dependant!"
"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."
"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."
"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"