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Joke of the Day
"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
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"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."
"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"
"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"The way to treat women is always in your heart. Beat beat beat."
"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."
"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."
"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."
"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."