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Joke of the Day

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."

"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"BREAKING NEWS: vaccinations do not work [camera cuts to several deflated balloon animals] look at these poor fellas"

"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."