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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
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"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs."
"Why should everyone vote for Hillary Clinton? Because Bill said she doesn't suck"
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes."
"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"
"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."
"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"
"I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story"
"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."