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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
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"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."
"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: we'll worry about him in an hour then"
"I want to die like my Grandpa: peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."
"*man lies on death bed* But it can't be my time. I have...so much more...constructive criticism to give..."
"What's the difference between you and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks...."
"A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing. The pilot stops him saying, ""Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"
"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."