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Joke of the Day
"They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**"
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"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."
"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"