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Joke of the Day

"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."

"Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in."

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."

"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."

"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."

"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"

"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""

"My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though"

"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."