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Joke of the Day
"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"
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"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."
"Why did God make farts smell? So that deaf people could enjoy them too."
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."
"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"
"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."
"Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes. Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?"
"A redditor got a girlfriend"
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."