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Joke of the Day
"Guess What? Chicken Butt."
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"My brother and I had a contest of who could cover their Christmas gifts the best. It was a wrap battle"
"*yells from space* Did you kill that spider?!"
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"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
"If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you"
"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"
"I Don't Nap Because I Have Tentonitish I fall asleep around 2 and don't wake up till ten tonightish"