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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
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"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."
"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"
"The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop."
"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."
"If I were a drug dealer and rapper... ...my stage name would be MC M-Prime."
"What do you call a horny chemist? An H2Ho."
"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."