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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."
"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dead baby in your apple."
"I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. :/ Girl 1: I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. Girl 2: My friend is a dick and he's over 5'10""."