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Joke of the Day
"Subway to release a statement next week In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches."
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"It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention."
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."
"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."
"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"
"My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls. She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither."