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Joke of the Day
"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"
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"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"
"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."
"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""
"Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer? Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!"
"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"A horse walks into a shrink's office. The shrink says ""Why the long penis? Er. Um. Face. Dammit!!"""