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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife I was going to start collecting rare watches... She wondered how I would find the time."

"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver."

"I got into a fight with the son of Odin.. I wasn't feeling well that day and when he was done with me, I said.. you're loki"

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"Figured out how to jailbreak my dog and now I'm running all the cool cat apps on him - watching him go nuts on a piece of string right now"

"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"

"Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone."