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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"
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"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon? The cold shoulder."
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"
"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."
"No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby."
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"