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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
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"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."
"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron."
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."
"My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery..."
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
"It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle"
"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"