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Joke of the Day

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."

"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."

"If I died suddenly, I wonder if anyone would take my previously unreleased tweets & remix them with Akon or whatever."

"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"

"I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section"

"Reddit's attention span"

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"

"To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time."