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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section"

"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."

"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"

"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."

"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""

"What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree? A puppy nailed to 7 trees."