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"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."
"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"[start of interview] Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand but spill his coffee everywhere* Interviewer: ...welcome to BP"
"What brand of shoes do chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"Two hookers on a corner.... One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"". The second one thinks for a second and says ""No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"""
"Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."
"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"