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Joke of the Day

"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"

"What is dementia? I forget"

"Why do seagulls fly by the sea? If they flew by the bay, they'd be Bayguls!"

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"I painted my computer black, so it would run faster. but the cops choked it to death, and ruled it justified."

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."