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Joke of the Day

"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"

"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."

"What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching."

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? A Christian Bail"

"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"

"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner."