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Joke of the Day

"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"

"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."

"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."

"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."

"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."

"I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore."

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"A man stopped breathing today at a bar... A lady then screamed out ""ANYBODY KNOW CPR"" I yelled back. ""I know the whole damm alphabet!"" Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy..."