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Joke of the Day

"Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya."

"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."

"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."

"I'm like a fireman, I turn the hoes on."

"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"